Vivisected

scienceyeah:

like stealing the declaration of independence 

(Source: whereisthecoool, via glasscoffin)

alwyas reboobs

(Source: bangkadang, via terminallypopacapinyoass)

placeboduncan:

Hey Sears, don’t call them “throw pillows” then act like I did something wrong in your store!

placeboduncan:

I’m getting fat… I can hardly even see my penis anymore. 

Not because my fat covers it up, but because the fatter I get the less attractive I find myself when I look down at my body. 

At this point I’m basically just burrowing into myself.

polaraxis:

WHY WOULD YOU EVER USE THIS?

(via nardski)

uberchargethatshit:

Source

(via bastardochan)

(Source: artissimo, via phuckayoung)

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leiaj:

hot pink camo crib

(Source: molkibbaal, via seeyouontheradio)

seeyouontheradio:

you gotta start from the floor

puadly d u gota strt frm th flooooooor

(Source: mothybutt)